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THE DAY THE EARTH HAD NO FOOD!

 
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Bbrian



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:02 pm    Post subject: THE DAY THE EARTH HAD NO FOOD! Reply with quote

Arrow Arrow Arrow Mr.*ahole* Mike was a somewhat lazy Buzzard, who was often nagged by his wife Cat for lying about the house instead of being more active. He was the Buzzard present when the alien made his declaration to the United Nations, and observed as the alien no one could beat in sport after sport. Finally, Mr.*ahole* Mike challenged the alien, and claimed that earth's greatest contest is Eating, and that he would compete to see who could Eat the most & longest. He said that his record was 1,000,000 years. The alien then went to Eat for 2,000,000 years to try and beat that record. Mr *ahole* noted that even if the alien should Eat for 2,000,000 years, by then earth would be OUT OF FOOD & that they would be able to handle the alien's BY EATING THEM TOO. Mr. *ahole* saved the earth through his laziness,& Eating and was heralded by the world (and his wife) as a hero[size=18][/size] TO BE CONTINUED Rolling Eyes
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The Skeptic



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO Mike H-A-W-K-I-N-Z is fat!
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